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sour

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its toxic sour
 
Why does the U. K. get all the good stuff?!

I am 32 years old and I've been eating sour candy since I was 6. I remember eating my first Warhead and thinking why everyone thought they were so sour because they weren't. I would pop several in my mouth at once. I started eating Toxic Waste Candy a few years ago, and they are really good. My favorite candy that I've ever had! I think the case for them is really original, and very unique. However I am very disappointed to find out that in the United States we don't get the same candy that the U.K. gets. They have a type of Toxic Waste candy called Pucker Suckers that I've been trying to taste forever. It's like Tootsie Pops but only sour like Toxic Waste Candy, seriously you NEED to bring that here to the United States. Plus not enough stores sell Toxic Waste Candy here, you can only really find it in candy novelty shops, or Amazon.com, but both places are too expensive. They should be available in the candy aisle at Shoprite, Walgreens, & CVS because Sour Patch Kids SUCK! The only candy more sour than Toxic Waste Candy is called Mega Sour, they aren't available in The United States, & if I want them I have to pay $25 shipping charges, so no thanks, I'll stick with my awesome Toxic Waste, just I noticed that sometimes some Toxic Waste Drums are more sour than others, and one time I got a bunch of drums that were different from the normal ones that I have eaten. These Toxic Waste were not just sour once, but they had a several layers of sour and the Middle of the candy was the most sour. It's only happened to one of the cases I've gotten however I wish all of them were like that.
 
Sour

I found out about toxic waste with my cousin and the first time i tried it it was really sour. Each time i try it it get more sour.
 
TOXIC BESTIES

me and my bestfriend both bought a cannel of toxic waste and after we ate our luch we would see who would beat and who ever lost would buy them chip from our school store me and my best friend are so happy we tried it our principal told us we can't have candy in school or the next time we get in trouble so we stopped! or didn't we! jk we did.
 
toxic waste lover

One time I put 1 war head and 1toxic waste candy in my mouth it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sour it was good stuff
 
What is going on

The professor is working on making the toxic waste candy even sourer they are in my opion the best sour candy hey u should check it out like it I might get enough likes it might give more feed back like it by lab tester
 
Toxic gril

you should put a toxic girl on your candy wrapper maybe like a wrapper that is the sourest with a toxic girl holding the original wrapper in her hand and all the other one should be like that like a toxic boy ooo like a lemon toxic girl so you can do that or not but i think its a good idea too so i did not write this for nothing i just hope you will do my idea thank you from "******** *** ******* *******" Thank you please read this thank you very much P.s. I LOVE TOXIC WASTE i love watching my friends make a face its good and funny :D !!
 
MY VOTING

So, I was on the website http://www.toxicwastecandy.com/, and so I went to vote for my FAVE candy, mine is the Candy Drums, anyway so I voted, and I also saw that Sour Candy Drums were in second place (:() so I wondered 'Hmmmmmmm, I wonder... can I... I bet I can, so I go and click VOTE like 100 more times and boost them up a bit, and so YOURWELCOME TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT HAS SOUR CANDY DRUMS AS THEIR FAVE CANDY! YAY!!!!!!! -TWClover
 
sour tastics

today we bought some TOXIC WASTES and we loved them we would like them to do more sour ones because they are not that sour as you would think!!!
 
Awesome sweets.

really good. buy them all the time from a shop caalled slaters. you will not know that shop so dont bother thinking about it!!!!! My mum tried 1 and spat it out straught away and now she is to scaired to even watch me eat one!!!!! LOL
 
toxie girl

mr.Toxiehead I am your biggest fan! I made a paper doll of you and I'm your lab assistant! toxic waste candy is sooooooo SOUR!!!!!
 
Sour wimp

I rly can't stand sour stuff but toxic waste is soo adicting!
 
Princess Sour-head

I love Toxic waste! It makes my dad and his boss feel sick though... but theyre not THAT sour. I like toxic waste better than warheads, though.
 
?

ive never had it on a scale of 1 to 10 how sour is it?
 
Sour Mouth Winner

I've been in so many sour candy contest! I have won all of them,even the toxic waste one. Toxic waste isn't nothing to play with!
 
toxic waste

one day i brought toxic waste to skool and i was eating it in front of my teacher so my teacher said she loved sour things so i gave her one she put it in her mouth and then said i never tasted something soooo sour
 
I'm a Toxic waste Junkie

ok im 32 years old and just love sour stuff , it all started when i use dto eat high sour sweets when i was at school(small sour sweets in packets 5p each) i stumblled across the toxic waste brand when buying sweets for my children, ive tryed teh other brands that claim there really sour but there noot its lies! TOXIC WASTE is teh most sourest sweets ive found it should have a health warning on them lOl
 
Toxic wannabe!

My little brother and me had a contest to see who could keep one in our mouthes the longest and as soon as he put one in his mouth he SPAT IT RIGHT OUT!!! so I won. : ) and my mom won't even go near one!
 
i will test the best

toxic waste is the best it is really gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood the best i buy one every day nice work
 
hallerios fase

I had just got back after buying my first ever toxic waste and my bro wanted one so I gave him a lemon 1 and his face looked as though it was going to explode LOL!!!
 
Im awesome

i never took it out of my mouth it was so goo and it took me 4:42.09 seconds I am afull toxic head times 1 million
 
omg

i had in my mouth for 5 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and it was sour
 
nuclear meltdown

so sour D:
 
My moms first try

Me and my brother bought a pack of toxic waste candy and a few other candys from smiley mart like we did every Friday. We decided to give one to my mom this time. OH WOW!!! it was the funniest thing i have ever seen, that facewas like no other, and she spat it half way across the room Hahahahaha!!!! she is not good with sour stuff
 
sour

it was sour
 
it was sour

my sister can hold sour candy in her mouth 5.00 seconds but she could not this time they are super sour
 
teast and play

one day I was plaing the game. the toxic game is fun
 
RECORD BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I took the challenge and I did it for 4:54.7 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
the great toxic candy

i woke up one christmas morning went to my stocking and saw some toxic candy boy there was so many i put one in my mouth and i was filled with joy i was jumping all over the place so happy laughing playin all a round the toxic candy turned the hole day upside down! toxic candy is the best candy in town! so if you find some toxic candy eat it in a hurry have a flurry christmas
 
So hilarious!

Okay, so funny! I gave a short circuit to my fifth grade teacher, OMG-osh! Most hilarious thing ever! You should have seen the look on her face when she bit down! Omg-osh! It was sooooooooooooo funny!
 
crazy

I here that Professor is making something new.But nobody knows what it is yet.Oh and every body should try the cans of candy.
 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

My mom owns a candy store and she has these things she let me try it and i was shocked i did not know it would be this sour I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
dogs dont like toxic waste

i wason my porch one day and was about to eat a toxic waste when my cat maggie knocked it out of my hand right next to my dog and LOL you should have seen the face he made when he ate it :O)
 
Toxic Waste Addict!!!

I am a huge toxic waste fan! i think it is way better than warheads. i just bought a large toxic waste piggy bank! i buy at least 1 per day!
 
OMG

TOTTALY AMAZING CANDY I LOVE THE SOURNESS
 
<3 THe DRUMs

i HAVE BOUGHT SO MANY DRUMS OF TOXIC WASTE. mY FRIENDS THINK IM CRAZY BECAUSE I NEVER GET RID OF THEM. i HAVE A BIG PILE OF THE DRUMS IN MY CLOSET. i MUST HAVE AT LEAST 25 OF THEM!
 
the toxie head gum chewer

i was pressing the button and i saw the toxie head coming up. so i was chewing a piece of sour apple gum and i felt like my head was gonna explode i was about to give up .i was in toxic wannabe i wanted to get to toxie head so i wasnt backing out when i made it i screamed <3
 
I LOVE THE DRUMS

I love the drums they come in there so cool! I bought one and had on held it in for 60 seconds im a toxie head! yay
 
PAI

THIS STUFF IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
World Record

I think that Toxic Waste should have a world record for most sour food!
 
EXTRA!EXTRA!BREAKING NEWS!

OMG THE SUPPLY OF THE DRUMS HAS EXPLODED!Wait...I`ll eat it all!MWHAHAHA
 
proffeser sournogins freak accedent

Proffeser sournoggin was working in his lab mixing diffrent chemicals together. Then he got thirsty. He reached for his coffey. But by accedently grabed a formula that turned him in to a FULL SOUR HEAD.
 
i love them

they are so cool I managed to keep one in my mouth for 2 mins they are awwwwwwwwwwwsssssooooommmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee wwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my mum tried one and said ahhhhhhh that is sourrrrrrrr gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgllllllleeeeeeeeeeeee:)
 
i am eating one

soooooooooooooooooooooooooo... SOUR!!!
 
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My 16 year old brother is really tough but then one night he ate a toxic waste and screamed sooo loud that he made the whole street wake up,he made my baby sister cry,and he made the cops come there because they thought there was a murder!!!!!!!!!!
 
SICK!

my 60 year old grandma tried a watermelon toxic waste and totally freaked she said it was horrible about 50 times but i like it
 
WOLF

Strengths are very sour ... but even toxic? ... love toxic waste!
 
first time!!!!

first time i had ever tried it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!it was sooooooooooooooooooooo sourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i was about to cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my friend does not taste any sour stuff i think somthint is wrong with her tounge sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weirddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
hahah

omg i love sour candy cnt wait to buy toxic waste omg cnt wait luv it
 
my big bro doesn't mind toxic waste

he loves them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
the sour contest

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Today in puckervile their will be a sour contest!!! Their will be three judges. Mr.Toxie Head, Professor Sauernoggin and maybe even you. Sign up now and you could be the last judge for the sour contest.If you are a contestant then try and make your candy as sour as possible.We hope to see you at the sour contest (talk to Mr.Toxie Head for more details)
 
super sourness!

my dad first tried toxic waste buble gum sticks and it was so sour he through up WOW!
 
soory man!!!!!!!!!!!

my dad gave me a toxic wast and i said it was funny
 
warheads double drops

I said to my 14 year old brother try some of these they are good so he did and was about to scream he thought it was so sour but I didn't.
 
pucker my mouth

a few days ago 1 put 2 pucker suckers in my mouth and it was really really sour!
 
awsome

i try to sneak out of school to go down town to buy toxic waste candies!!!! i brot them to school and they where gone in 5min!!! my friends and me just adore these!!!! blueberry is my fave and my best friend loves watermelon. we can put up to 5 appel ones in our mouths for 3min
 
ms

this guy i kno was makin ppl eat them and he thought i couldnt take it and i did and i loved it and i bought 3 more boxes
 
Charlie!

my friend 4 yr old friend and his sibilings were over at my house. my dad gave him a toxic waste candy and he started running around in the couch and twitching. every1 laughed and he squrimed and jumped. he finally pulled it out! - Aiyana
 
toxic waste yummmmy

well i bought some toxic waste sweets from the shop and when i got to school everyone stole them because they weher doo goood
 
Not so bad... NEVER MIND

Today I went into a Sugarheaven store and me and my friend each bought a small can of Toxic Waste. We payed and immediately popped 1 into our mouthes. Not so bad my friend thought and popped another into his mouth. Then in the middle of Sugarheaven his eyes start to water and he begins to run around yelling "GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!"
 
gum

i love the gum
 
NOGGINS WEIRDNESS

NOGGIN IS PLANNING TO MAKE A NEW DELICIOUS TREAT CALLED: SUGER SAUCERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
lol

My 10 year old cousin ate a apple toxic waste and he REALLY freked out. He was rolling around on the ground yelling a "AHH THE SOURNESS THE PAIN"!
 
OMG!!!

I looked at the shelf in a store in the uk and there was something called toxic waste i said wut the heck and bought one as soon as i put it in my mouth my eyes started twitching and my mouth was burning finally i ate it and got another one nothing is to sour for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
me, mr. sour master and proffeser saurnoggin

one day the proffeser Invented toxic waste candy. he gave the first try to me.it was super sour!but soon i was un-sour able. i am immune to all sour!!!! so i cleaned the world with my V-lAser.zzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aNd still i miss the thrill of sourness.(to find out my real name,put all the capitals in order.)
 
sour or not???

well as soon as I put toxic wast in my mouth for the first time I was overwelmed but then today when I bought one and I'm goingto have one it won't be sour.I know it wont. but I only have 12 left.I didn't really think that it would be blowing your head off. I thought it would just be like a little sour. then when I put it in my mouth KABOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! out popped an eye and my toung fell off. I got scared. I couldent talk or anything and one of my eyes popped out......... to be continuied...........
 
Timmy

toxic waste candy i eat it i put it in my mouth for 60 sec Its sour as a real toxic waste!!!! That was killing me!
 
i cant belive it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i tried toxic waste i could not belive sournes it contained!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
THE SOUREST SWEET IN THE WORLD

I TRIED THES SOUR SWEETS AND THEY WERE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOUR THEY ARE THE BEEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
NEVER AGAIN!

I WAS HUNGREY ONE DAY AND I HAD A TOXIC WASTE I PUT IT MY MOUTH AND KABOOM! I STARTED TO RUN AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND! I PROMICED MY SELF I WOULD NEVER EAT ONE KABOOM AAAAAAAAAAA! I JUST TURNED INTO MR.TOXIC HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
ICOULDINT HOLD IT

I TRIED IT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE MR.TOXIE HEAD!
 
I love toxic waste candy

At first i tried toxic waste it was sooooooooooooooo sour and I loved it!!!!!
 
I love toxic waste candy

At first i tried toxic waste it was sooooooooooooooo sour and I loved it!!!!!
 
toxic waste.

i bought toxic waste it is so sour!!! i do not know how you do it i love toxic waste.i will by toxic waste evry time i see it.
 
FULL Toxie Head

I was sitting on the couch watching tv. I looked over saw the toxic waste and felt extream. Just then I put 10 in my mouth. I nearly choked! Now I have done my training and I'm imune to sour. Long live TOXIC WASTE!
 
im mellting!!!!!!!!!

when i poped 3 in my mouth my brain meltend out my ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It waz awesome.
 
the sour gum (by ethan joyce)

once i was chewing toxic waste gum when all of sudden my head exploded my body shoot up in the air i smashed threw the ceiling into the sky theh i droped on the ground so hard i went threw the ground and found lots of toxic waste then i eat it all up then i had a bad belly the end.
 
The Toxic Waste Day

September 14th, in other words my birthday and toxic waste day 2009. the best day evver everyone was eating toxic waste at my school. It was so totaly awesome Way toxic waste day By Nicholas Effenberger
 
my dog ate a toxic waste

ok i was at home in the backyard when my dog came and started barking at me i told him to open his mouth and i found toxic waste high voltage in his mouth the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
my story

I just had a toxic waste drum.And now I feel like mr.toxie head
 
cool sweet

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Sour becomes... sweet?

I was hanging around our local park when I saw that Mr. Toxie was sharing their toxic waste candy. I went over their to get one. When I tasted it, I was just waiting for the sour, but it was sweet?! I spit it out! Why was the candy sweet? I looked more at Mr. Toxie and I realized, It was an imposter! I yelled "IMPOSTER!!! IMPOSTER!!!" He ran into the woods and nobody has seen him since! If you see someone selling sweet candy that looks like toxic waste, make sure to call 1800-CATCHTHEMRTOXIEIMPOSTERNOW!
 
a sour begining by Alex

it all started when i went to the store with my budd we were buying stuff when we saw toxic waste drums we got two when we tried it it was mind numbingly sour then i started to buy more toxic waste.
 
Toxic Waste Action By Chris

So we begin our story at Prof. Sauernoggins house. so he is checking out the nues in his lab. he just made a kind of toxic waste candy so he reaches fo his coffee and bumps the potion. It spills on the floor and somehow it absorbs into Prof. Sauernoggin and.... to be contued
 
Professor Sauernoggin Explodes

One day Professor Sauernoggin was trying to make a new candy but by accident this time he drank his coffee and not the potion and he exploded because it was really hot. So then Professor Sauernoggin invented coffee flavored Toxic Waste Candy. It comes out in Seattle then Puckerville. But he doesn't know when it will come out.
 
the truth that prof.sauernoggin doesn't want you to know!

Late one night prof.sauernoggin was mixing chemicals and stuck his dipstick into some to taste it but he noticed as he pulled the stick out the mixture crystalised but when he tasted it he quickly relized it wwas too sour for the public. insted he thought he'd keep it low profile and sell it as suckers online at variuos websites that shall not be mentioned.
 
Who Spilled The Toxic Waste!

One day Dr.Sauernoggin saw this shadow of a person dumbing toxic waste by his lab, but he was too busy making his secret posion.Then somebody busted his window,and they stoll his posion.Who Know's What The Posion Can Do!
 
The day profesor Ashton Wood ALMOAST blow up.

One day in June, Profesor Ashton Wood Went to his friend Profesor Gorge Nevard's secret labrortory,(His friend Gorge's house)they was making a better, and more sour formular than toxic waste! One the formular was done, profesor Ashton tried it, his face went red, his eyes wartered, steame came out of his ears, is was good that he did not go boom, these were his words afterwoulds. 'sat was orible!
 
Why So Popular NOW?

I, ToxicWasteFan, was walking down the street when I noticed many people eating toxic waste. I've loved these for a long time, but now EVERYONE does.... Is there a sudden liking of toxic waste because of then popular eye-watering youtube videos about it??? YES, I think so.
 
HAZARDOUS TOXIC WASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Professor Sauernoggin wants to make the biggest and the best toxic wast candy. He wants it to be so sour that when you try it not only do you become MR. toxic head it explods in your month with such great power that ......you feel like you are the only one ton the earth and that no one can touch because you are in the world called ...... !! TOXIC WASTE LAND. I think that the candy should be a candy that you are dared to try it is shake and sour yo just shake it and it becomes sour rocks that explods in your month. you dont want to try it ha ha ha ha h a beat that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Snowy toxic

After 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000000,000,000,000 years, Toxic Snowbird started Toxic Waste 1,000,000,000,000 years ago. Today, Toxic Snowbird died in 700,000000000 years of eating a Toxic Waste candy. Love, Sabrina. P.S. I Made it myself!
 
toxic wast... real toxic wast

the jar makes it seem like it's just "a fine candy" but when you try it... oh oh no! aaaaaaaah! "kaboom!" your toung is zapping all over your mouth! hits here hits there i guess dr.saurmoggin should have put the coffee in! well atleast he left a drop no two! no eighty two! no six hundred seventy five! aah! well, i am exhausted mabe my water drink will help uh... "KABOOM!" i feel the pain!
 
Toxic Head, By Matthew Brooks

One day this scientist made this candy that was super sour. But instead of getting his coffee he got the sour candy instead.Then KABOOM he blew up because It was super sour!Then he said Wow that was sour. THE END
 
toxic spill

this toxic waste candy is like no other sour candy pucker up for this dangerously sour candy, but first there is a real emergency doctor Sauernoggin dropped his toxic candy formula on his already made unwrapped sour candy now all of it is melting doctor Sauernoggin got some cans and poured the liqiud substance in the cans then he came up with an idea he should put it ut in stores and he would call it toxic waste soury sludge
 
There was a FREAK accident in the Lab!!!

Proffesser Sauernoggin poured the wrong kind of waste in his new candy. It was wild and demented it ate every bit of the candies. It threw the wrappers on the ground and it looked like a garbage can with legs and feet and arms and hands. It turned the power on every where. Will the world survive its in the fate of Mr.ToxieHead's hands.
 
Toxie Head has new villian!

Toxie Head was experimenting to make a new sour candy, but his experiment went wrong! He combined the Toxic Waste gum with a chemical called Flutyor and a a creature formed! It's skin was as brown as chocolate, and it looked like a cube of chocolate with arms and legs. It has eyes of a tomato that glow and always trashes the earth and leaves behind a trail of trash and dirt. Luckily Toxie Head has almost created an experiment to stop it!
 
A New Candy!!!

I think we are about to make a new Toxic Waste candy!If we do I think we should call it Toxic Waste Soury Sludge! It will be a very sour gooey liquid substance that will be in a can. The darker the flavor the more sour! So if they make that i will be so happy!
 
RISE OF THE WASTE

PROFESSER SAUEMOGGIN IS THINKING OF A NEW FORMULA TO MAKE THE WORLDS SOUREST CANDY WICH ONLY THE BRAVEST TOXIHEAD IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE COULD EAT.BY HIS DIABOLICAL THINKING HE SAYS HE WILL RELEASE HIS CANDY IN TWO WEEKS.HE SHALL CALL IT "THE EXPLOSION".IT WILL BE HS GREATEST INVENTION YET.TO CELEBRATE THE RELEASE OF "THE EXPLOSION" HE WILL HOLD A FESTIVAL IN THE MILLENIUM STADIUM(CARDIFF).THIS IS SURE TO BE THE SOUREST CANDY EVER!
 
Professor Sauernoggin's plans

How many Toxic Waste discs can you eat? I don't want to know, but apparently Professor Sauernoggin does! This week, during an interview with Professor S, he accidentally blurted something out, something about...A Toxic Waste Tournament? That's right. Professor Sauernoggin's interview went like this: Puckerville Enquirer: Hello, Professor S! PS: Hello! PE: So, can we call you Prof S? PS: I don't mind. PE: Okay, as long as you don't! PS: It's okay. PE: There has been talk about a new Toxic Waste product? PS: Yes, that's right. It will be a powdered drink mix! Add water, and before you, you will have sour on a WHOLE NEW LEVEL! PE: Is that so? PS: Well, yes, but it is still in development. We are still working on an Intense, a Sting, and a Hazardous level. HazMat has been working himself away, good thing he's a tireless cyborg! (Laughter) PE: It is supposed to blow away the competition, right? PS: You bet, and speaking of competition, there will be a Toxie Head contest at the Puckerville City Hall! (covers mouth) PE: You weren't supposed to say that, were you... (END) Professor Sauernoggin has not spoken since! The contest will indeed be held at the City Hall, at 5:00 PM. There will be snacks, soda and sugar cubes to cool the palate, and prizes! So join the fun on the 15th! *Note: This story is fictional. The contest that will occur in the story is fictional as well.
 
RISE OF THE WASTE

PROFESSER SAUEMOGGIN IS THINKING OF A NEW FORMULA TO MAKE THE WORLDS SOUREST CANDY WICH ONLY THE BRAVEST TOXIHEAD IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE COULD EAT.BY HIS DIABOLICAL THINKING HE SAYS HE WILL RELEASE HIS CANDY IN TWO WEEKS.HE SHALL CALL IT "THE EXPLOSION".IT WILL BE HS GREATEST INVENTION YET.TO CELEBRATE THE RELEASE OF "THE EXPLOSION" HE WILL HOLD A FESTIVAL IN THE MILLENIUM STADIUM(CARDIFF).THIS IS SURE TO BE THE SOUREST CANDY EVER!
 
the toxic waste find

The toxic waste has been stolen!It turns out that the lab rat just wanted to get the toxic waste.He has been captured and put in waste freak jail.
 
smog clog

Professor Smog, clogs puckerville sewer system with toxic waste. professer sauernogin tries everything he can to stop professer smog.
 
professer sournoggen

Mr.sournoggen created a new sour candy that was so sour that when he tried it he, not only turned into a toxey head but exploded with booms louder then anything you've ever heard!!!!! no one has seen him since the explosen but the lab rat has told everybody in puckerville to stay calm. later on that night,3 recepe stealers snuck in and before they stole anything they tried the new candy and were even bigger wusses about it then Dr.sournoggen himself. BOOM! BOOM! BOMMOnce on a dreary, rainy day, there was a boy. He sat at home all alone. Waiting til his mom came home. He sat and sat, then this and that. Hours and hours, pining for something sour. His mom came home from work that day. She had something in her hand and something to say. "Charlie, oh, Charlie, why the long face, I brought you a candy, since you've been cooped up her today." He smiled and jumped as he snatched the treats out of her hand. There were three candies, labeled wuss, crybaby, toxic wannabe, toxie head. He tried the wuss, just to warm up and his mouth almost exploded, he spit it out and threw them all outside. Then a girl came along. "Why are these on the ground? That bad Charlie Lott, again, littering. She picked up the used wrapper and threw it away, but took the other three. She opened up the crybaby, not knowing these were sour candies. She said,"why did Charlie waste these, they're good." She looked at the wrapper again and noticed SOUR on the back. She shook her head and said, "What a wuss!" Then she ate the other too, without complication. What a toxie head. Then she put the wrapper in the correct recycling containers and went back to Charlie's to gloat about her feat.
 
professer sournoggen creates the most sour candy ever!

Mr.sournoggen created a new sour candy that was so sour that when he tried it he, not only turned into a toxey head but exploded with booms louder then anything you've ever heard!!!!! no one has seen him since the explosen but the lab rat has told everybody in puckerville to stay calm. later on that night,3 recepe stealers snuck in and before they stole anything they tried the new candy and were even bigger wusses about it then Dr.sournoggen himself. BOOM! BOOM! BOMM!!!!
 
Puckerville still looking

professor sauernoggin has been missing for three weeks and his secret lab has been found by four teenage boys on the outskirts of puckerville.
 
RISE OF THE WASTE

PROFESSER SAUEMOGGIN IS THINKING OF A NEW FORMULA TO MAKE THE WORLDS SOUREST CANDY WICH ONLY THE BRAVEST TOXIHEAD IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE COULD EAT.BY HIS DIABOLICAL THINKING HE SAYS HE WILL RELEASE HIS CANDY IN TWO WEEKS.HE SHALL CALL IT "THE EXPLOSION".IT WILL BE HS GREATEST INVENTION YET.TO CELEBRATE THE RELEASE OF "THE EXPLOSION" HE WILL HOLD A FESTIVAL IN THE MILLENIUM STADIUM(CARDIFF).THIS IS SURE TO BE THE SOUREST CANDY EVER!
 
toxic storm

The other day a tornado came an Mr.Toxie LOST ALL HIS CANDY and later all the animals had watering eyes so Mr.Toxie knew where his candy
 
the explosion

one day mr. toxihead ate all the toxic waste nothing happenned then he went to the toxic waste dump he ate so much nothing happenned then he went to the candy store bought all toxic waste candy his head blew up he said it is fantastic!
 
School

Every day someone has a bucket of toxic waste candy the first person says can I have a toxic waste they say no than they say I will give you this or this they are like no he asked again she is like if you hit me he says you wanted you to hit me ok here is your toxic waste!
 
Toxic Wasted

Once on a dreary, rainy day, there was a boy. He sat at home all alone. Waiting til his mom came home. He sat and sat, then this and that. Hours and hours, pining for something sour. His mom came home from work that day. She had something in her hand and something to say. "Charlie, oh, Charlie, why the long face, I brought you a candy, since you've been cooped up her today." He smiled and jumped as he snatched the treats out of her hand. There were three candies, labeled wuss, crybaby, toxic wannabe, toxie head. He tried the wuss, just to warm up and his mouth almost exploded, he spit it out and threw them all outside. Then a girl came along. "Why are these on the ground? That bad Charlie Lott, again, littering. She picked up the used wrapper and threw it away, but took the other three. She opened up the crybaby, not knowing these were sour candies. She said,"why did Charlie waste these, they're good." She looked at the wrapper again and noticed SOUR on the back. She shook her head and said, "What a wuss!" Then she ate the other too, without complication. What a toxie head. Then she put the wrapper in the correct recycling containers and went back to Charlie's to gloat about her feat.
 
oh his in trouble

one day Toxiehead was walking a big storm blew up and Toxiehead couldnt see anything all he could see was a big black thing coming!oh no the black thing was a wicked witch the witch took Toxiehead to a big room which had spiders in it Toxiehead got bitten by one of the spiders and turned into a spider but then a docter came and cured him the end
 
Echo's Quest (#2) by Echo

One day, a day like no other everybody got toxic waste candy and she was just one in a crowd! She did not like that so she hid hers and told everyone that she was going back to regular dull sour candy and everybody did the same. Secretly she ate her REALLY SOUR, DEADLY SOUR Toxic waste candy! The End.... For now.
 
Mr Saurnoggin?

One day while Mr.Toxiehead was figguring out one of his new creations, Mr.Toxiehead had asked Proffessor Sauernoggin to go to,Lab District, a mini mart with thinks to use in experiments. When Professor Saurnoggin came home, he had a pile of sugar and sprinkles with him. "No!" "That was not what I wanted Professor!" Mr.Toxiehead said. "lets make it a candy." "But lets not use the sprinkles." "Instead its sour!" "Lets lay it into the machine and BAM!" "A new sour spray!"
 
Mr.Toxiehead gets in a fight!!!

One day wile Saurnoggin was making a new living creation Mr.Toxiehaed was out guarding the lab when he herd a loud yessss!! Mr.Toxiehead went to check on him and was angry to see that there is a new guard to take his place. When professor Saurnoggin left the lab Mr.Toxiehead came in to deal with this new gaurd that was taking his job. He snuck behind this new slimy creation and then jumps at it and holds it in a headlock. The all of a sudden he turns it aroung and it was just a can of toxic waste candy. Good thing that was'nt a fight. The End....
 
Mr. Toxie Heads adventure

One day Mr.Toxie Head whas walkling down the road and got tired. So he stopped to take a break, all the sudden while standing on the sidewalk ACHOO! He sneezed so hard he blew a hole in the ground and fell in. He had discovered a secret undergound club! It was so cool it was perfect! So he ran back to Professor Sauernoggin and started a club of his own. The END!!! :-)
 
Jimmy's Sour Power - a heroic tale of toxic proportions

Jimmy's lip quivered, as he popped the sour apple toxic waste sweet into his mouth. His friends had pressured him into it, and he wasn't about to be called a Toxic Wuss. Jimmy knew he was capable of being a fully blown, chronic, massively uber Toxie-Head. What came next was a blur. In a quest to be the biggest toxie-head in town, little Jimmy soon found himself frantically scoffing down the hazardously sour candy. At first, everything was fine. But then Jimmy felt a strange bubbling from deep within his tummy. Suddenly, the full force of eating a whole tub of toxic waste in one hit Jimmy. He felt like there was a nuclear warhead exploding in his mouth. The bitterness subsided, and Jimmy felt a wave of awesomeness come over him, for a had conquered a whole tub of toxic waste in one go. Jimmy was forever heralded as the biggest toxie-head the world had ever seen. He was the coolest. People came for miles to meet Jimmy and hear the tale of how he demolished a whole tub of toxic waste in one go. The End
 
Echo's quest (Realistic Fiction) By Echo

There was a girl named Echo. She went to Ansbach Elementary over in Germany. She set off to find the most sour candy in all of the world. She saw an add in the magazine she was reading. She went to toxicwastecandy.com and ordered all of the candy she could and some other things too. When it arrived she ate allot at the same time. Her face puckered up and stuck. Her Dad Chris tried to get her mouth free but he failed. Her big brother Zachary took a wrench and tried to get her mouth free, he failed. Then Her Mom took an wooden spoon and whacked her mouth to set her free. She Failed also. Then Her cats Fish and Morris clawed at her but then failed. Her best friends Jessica, Sarah Shawn, and Leo told her jokes to try to get her to laugh and stop puckering. They also Failed. Her Papa Finally was able to get her free! She Decided to celebrate with More Toxic Waste Candy...... Uh oh! The End
 
Professor Saurnoggin was in a blackout. By Kenny

One day Professor Saurnoggin was making the new flavor. The ultra favorite taste lover gives you your favorite taste ever. In tell he made it, he put a robot that can give you anything you want. Then a blackout came for 600 days. The black out subsided the most scariest beast ever! Then he made a solar metal giga, the most powerful beast that can blast and defeat anything. The Professor destroyed the beast, then he made the best candy ever, i mean the second best candy ever called "The Chewing Mystery Bar". His story was told he gave eveybody all his candies that he made, then he got what he wanted. The giving gift o matic 3000 and after thet day he lived happily ever after.
 
professor saurnoggin, our hero! by andre nicolov (remade)

one day, professor saurnoggin was in his lab when the phone rang. professor saurnoggin was in his lab when the phone rang. professor picked up the reicever. "hello sournugget!" said nobody but the unmistakable: garbagio dude! "garbagio dude!" saurnoggin cried, "the worst litterer in puckerville!" "yes, and with a secret wepon!" garbagio replied, "the Littering Beam" he explained, "it will cause all of puckerville to start littering at a shine of this beam. it will also tip over all gabage cans!" hazmat shriked. "and nobody can stop it!" our villan sneered. "of course we can!" our hero argued. "can not!" "can too!" professor saurnoggin drank down some toxic waste fluid. pop pop KABOOM! professor saurnoggin had turned into mr. toxie head the human mushroom cloud! "hear i come puckerville!" he said and flu out the door.he could not fail with the power of toxic waste! on the streets evryone is littering.KABOOM! KABOOM! the garbage blew up. only one problem. now the streets were covered in mushroom clouds. but soon, they would go away. "gimme the bam garbagio!" he yelled. "what happend?" came a unconsius voice garbagio dude mr. toxie head knew he ran for the beam. "i got it!" professer saurnoggin(the mushroom cloud was gone) as he reversed the order in the beam and set it off. everyone started picking up their garbage. "you win" said garbagio. THE END
 
Garbagio is Back! Oh, Dear! By Andre Nicolov

professor saurnoggin was in his lab when he heard a scream. It is garbagio dude! yes, garbagio dude the littering man. before, he has littered the streets and released a chemical into the air that started to throw nuclear waste on the ground. this time... "i have released a toxic substance into the air that destroys anything that cleans and turns it into ashes!" said garbagio. so once again, our hero gulped down toxic waste. pop-pop-KABOOM pop-pop-KABOOM that, of course, is our hero turning into Mr toxie head. Outside, it is worse than he thought. all over, car washes are gone. stuff like that. and there in the middle, was garbagio, cleaning the ashes up, and piling them in the middle of puckerville. suddenly garbagio screams. he hands Mr. toxie head the chemical releasing bottle. close it! he cries. so Mr. toxie head closes the bottle and cleans up the mess. wait a minute. why did garbagio want to close the bottle? "I tricked myself. i couldn't clean up the ashes, because then i would turn to ashes to." garbagio explained. so the the professor (the toxic waste had worn out) and garbagio strolled back to the lab together. "from now on, call me non-garbagio dude" said garbagio. THE END
 
the toxic wastes birthday

its been a year almost a year and a month and its the toxic wastes birthday and yet the professer still hasnt come back from his trip or his DISSAPPEARENCE AND QUESTIONS ARE RACING AROUND such as where is he? EVEN AFTER THE CLOUD OF toxic waste appered in the east many people are curious and others just dont care but three questions come up to mind "where is he,also what presents is the toxic waste going to get,and what color are my underwear this investigation isnt over yet and I will get to the bottom of this if i have to eat every product out there ( pucker)
 
the joey & shaun story

joey fortin and shaun fox are the sour dare devils. they where eating every thing sour nuthing was too sour for these kids but on day they went to the store and they happened to see a new candy on the shelf,hay new sour candy on the shelf they thought with no excitement so they bought some and they thought it would be like warheads, there favorite candy at the time. so the took one each and they popped it in there mouth and they jumped in excitement and they said we found the sourest candy yet. and there are still trying to find the sourest candy in the world but toxic wast is the best so far
 
The Quest of Two Friends (based on a true story)

Mark and Drew loved sour things, but unfortunately, they lived in a world without real sour candy, and the only ways to get somthing satisfyingly sour for their extremely sour needs was to suck on a lemon or a lime, or put eat an entire pack of so-called sour candy in one mouthful. Then, over the summer, Mark went to a candy store, and saw Toxic Waste! At first he thought it was like the other patheticly sour candy, but then he noticed the warning label: "WARNING! Eating one or more of these candies at a time may cause irritation to the tounge! "Finally", Mark thought, "This may be actually sour!" Then he tried one, and he realized his predidction had come true! Then the candy became sweet in his mouth, and he thought it was the end of the excellent sour he had enjoyed for 60 seconds, but he was wrong. Right before he finished sucking on the candy, the sour powder in the center got to his tounge. "Hooray", he said, "It's sour again!" Later taht day he ate a total of for Toxic Waste candies. Then, he shared his discovery of this wonderful candy with Drew. He gave about half of them to Drew, and they ate sour candy happily ever after. (don't worry, it took at least a few weeks to eat all the Toxic Waste, we didn't waste it)
 
The best accidental explosion

One in his little lab in Puckerville,Professor Sauernoggin was mixing experiments.SUDENLY an explosion happened but this explosion wasn't any old explosion istead it produced 998 toxic waste drums,2000 sludge bars,3000 Dip and lick spays and 944 sour candy sprays. But that wasnt all its also made 999,999 CHEWY TOXIC WASTE SWEETS It was the newest sour sweet ever.THE END.
 
The Professor's Having an Off Day

The Professor worked and worked so hard on the one and only toxic waste. First, he mixed some chemicals, a duck appeared, the duck turned in to a Tyrannosaurus-Rex, the Tyrannosaurus-Rex turned in to a octopus, then it turned into a sweet. The Professor sucked the sweet. It wasn’t sour. The Professor mixed it with some more chemicals. It turned in to a cat. The Professor couldn’t turn it back in to a sweet so he took the cat and poured a pot of sherbet all over the cat then he rubbed it in to the cats fur. After it was all on firmly, he mixed it with some chemicals and it turned in to toxic waste. The Professor praised the sweet. He loved it. He even took it out for a date at the movies, but she saw him looking at some other bit of candy and from then on they were only friends.
 
professor saurnoggin, our hero! by Andre Nicolov

one day, professor saurnoggin was in his lab when the phone rang. professor saurnoggin was in his lab when the phone rang. professor picked up the reicever. "hello sournugget!" said nobody but the unmistakable: garbagio dude! "garbagio dude!" saurnoggin cried, "the worst litterer in puckerville!" "yes, and with a secret wepon!" garbagio replied, "the Littering Beam" he explained, "it will cause all of puckerville to start littering at a shine of this beam. it will also tip over all gabage cans!" hazmat shriked. "and nobody can stop it!" our villan sneered. "of course we can!" our hero argued. "can not!" "can too!" professor saurnoggin drank down some toxic waste fluid. pop pop KABOOM! professor saurnoggin had turned into mr. toxie head the human mushroom cloud! "hear i come puckerville!" he said and flu out the door.he could not fail with the power of toxic waste! on the streets evryone is littering.KABOOM! KABOOM! the garbage blew up. only one problem. now the streets were covered in mushroom clouds. but soon, they would go away. "gimme the bam garbagio!" he yelled. "what happend?" came a unconsius voice garbagio dude mr. toxie head knew he ran for the beam. "i got it!" professer saurnoggin(the mushroom cloud was gone) as he reversed the order in the beam and set it off. everyone started picking up their garbage. "you win" said garbagio. THE ENDor picked up the reicever. "hello sournugget!" said nobody but the unmistakable: garbagio dude! "garbagio dude!" saurnoggin cried, "the worst litterer in puckerville!" "yes, and with a secret wepon!" garbagio replied, "the Littering Beam" he explained, "it will cause all of puckerville to start littering at a shine of this beam. it will also tip over all gabage cans!" hazmat shriked. "and nobody can stop it!" our villan sneered. "of course we can!" our hero argued. "can not!" "can too!" professor saurnoggin drank down some toxic waste fluid. pop pop KABOOM! professor saurnoggin had turned into mr. toxie head the human mushroom cloud! "hear i come puckerville!" he said and flu out the door.he could not fail with the power of toxic waste! on the streets evryone is littering.KABOOM! KABOOM! the garbage blew up. only one problem. now the streets were covered in mushroom clouds. but soon, they would go away. "gimme the bam garbagio!" he yelled. "what happend?" came a unconsius voice garbagio dude mr. toxie head knew he ran for the beam. "i got it!" professer saurnoggin(the mushroom cloud was gone) as he reversed the order in the beam and set it off. everyone started picking up their garbage. "you win" one day, professor saurnoggin was in his lab when the phone rang. professor picked up the reicever. "hello sournugget!" said nobody but the unmistakable: garbagio dude! "garbagio dude!" saurnoggin cried, "the worst litterer in puckerville!" "yes, and with a secret wepon!" garbagio replied, "the Littering Beam" he explained, "it will cause all of puckerville to start littering at a shine of this beam. it will also tip over all gabage cans!" hazmat shriked. "and nobody can stop it!" our villan sneered. "of course we can!" our hero argued. "can not!" "can too!" professor saurnoggin drank down some toxic waste fluid. pop pop KABOOM! professor saurnoggin had turned into mr. toxie head the human mushroom cloud! "hear i come puckerville!" he said and flu out the door.he could not fail with the power of toxic waste! on the streets evryone is littering.KABOOM! KABOOM! the garbage blew up. only one problem. now the streets were covered in mushroom clouds. but soon, they would go away. "gimme the bam garbagio!" he yelled. "what happend?" came a unconsius voice garbagio dude mr. toxie head knew he ran for the beam. "i got it!" professer saurnoggin(the mushroom cloud was gone) as he reversed the order in the beam and set it off. everyone started picking up their garbage. "you win" said garbagio. THE END
 
The Toxic Waste Contest (based on a true story)

Once upon a time there were five kids named Oob, Anya, Clara, Tessa and Maddy. They decided to challenge each other to see who could keep a Toxic Waste Drum in their mouth the longest. Anya got them each a drum and while the other kids finished their dinner, Clara started licking hers, a little at a time. "Ew! It's so sour!" she exclaimed. The rest of the kids popped the candy into their mouths in unison. "Blech!" Tessa spit her candy clear across the room. The others laughed as she got up to retrive it. "You qualify for cry baby!" Clara told her as she studied the back of the can. Now remember that the rest of the chidren still had their Toxic Waste in their mouths. And soon it got to be too much for Clara,too. She spit hers out for a break. "You are a Toxie Wannabe!" Maddy anounced It ended up as a three-way tie for full Toxie-Head between Anya, Oob and Maddy. Then, the candy got sweet in their mouths and they all lived happily ever after. The End
 
Professor Sauernoggin and his contraption.

One evening Professor Sauernoggin was making a new contraption of TOXIC WASTE CANDY and he had no one to taste this contraption, so, he decided to try it himself. Before he took a drink, he was thinking, "Well, if all the children of PUCKERVILLE like it, THAN I WILL TO!" Very slowly, he took a drink, nothing happened. So, he thought he would put MORE Puckering Sour Powder.Just than he took another drink.... CABOOOOOOOM! He exploded. " It's perfect," he said.

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