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Secret Formula for Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy Stolen!
Puckerville – Toxic News has learned of a break-in at Professor Rheinhold Sauernoggin’s home. Investigative Reporter Lacy Chemicals is on the scene with the Professor. This is the report she filed moments after the discovery of the break-in and subsequent theft: READ THIS!

Professor Sauernoggin Speaks to
Investigative Reporter
Puckerville – Toxic News has been following the odd stories relating to the eccentric scientist, Professor Rheinhold Sauernoggin. Our own investigative reporter, Lacy Chemicals was finally granted an interview with the Professor. Her hard-hitting questions... READ THIS!

Missing Professor Found Alive!
Puckerville – In an update to our recent breaking news report, Toxic News has continued its own investigation into the disappearance of the eccentric scientist, Professor Rheinhold Sauernoggin. Neighbours have reported seeing the Professor in recent days and say his return is simple bizarre. READ THIS!

Professor Saurnoggin Missing!
Puckerville – Toxic News has just learned that the not-so-esteemed scientist, Professor Rheinhold Sauernoggin has disappeared. Neighbours report that the odd and reclusive scientist left his dark, dingy home early yesterday morning but hasn’t been seen since.

Police are trying to track the Professors whereabouts but are finding little success because no one in Puckerville knows where the professors lab is located. In fact, no one knows what the Professor does while he is in his lab. READ THIS!